Max and Sophia were doing their choirs tonight and I asked them to get their clothes out for tomorrow. Pia goes through her typical circus of this skirt with that tank top - all to the answer "no".
Max goes through his stack of clean clothes and matches the shirt on top to the shorts on top. They're the same shirt and shorts he wore yesterday.
Me - "Punky, you can't wear that. You just wore it yesterday."
Him - "Mom, people don't like me for what I am wearing. They like me because I'm funny."
Touche', my sweet boy.