Friday, January 21, 2011

Friday Confessional


I Confess

One of the reasons I don’t cook at home more is because I am too tired to clean up after my family.

Last night I swept food off the counter and directly onto the floor for clean up.

I knew the dog would find it before I get a chance to sweep again.

I Confess

That I desperately want to finish The Athlete's Indian project for him.

Not because he’s not doing it the way that I want him to. No.

It’s because I think he’s learned the value of hard work in the THREE WEEKS that we’ve been working on it. Yep, that’s why.

I Confess

My blog layout and header got totally screwed up when I was trying to give it a little New Year's spruce  I can’t figure out how to restore it to it’s former glory.

I almost don’t care.

That’s a lie. It’s driving me nuts and I just don’t know when I’ll have a chance to do it unless I am willing to forego bedtime soon.

I’m not willing to forego bedtime anytime soon.

I Confess

Sometimes I make inappropriate generalizations based on gender, race or sex.

I know that’s inappropriate.

However, if one more slick little asian man walks into our office building ahead of me and lets the door slam in my face I will embarrass him by kicking his ass.

I know that’s inappropriate.

And I don’t care.

So THEY (Glamazon and Mamarazzi) say confession is good for the soul. So confess and link up. Don't forget to add the SUPER cute button.



Rachel Murphy said...

Isn't that what dogs are for? lol

Don't blame you. Guys who don't know how to hold a door open for a lady weren't raised right!

Mamarazzi said...

i do the same thing for my's all in love, i know she would be sad to see good food wasted...and i am lazy like that.

kick his' shizzle!

Emmy said...

Seriously it doesn't matter what race or gender you are-it is just common courtesy to hold open a door for someone! The other day when I went to Ross, I am trying to back my way into the door as I am pulling in the stroller and the security guy is just standing there watching me struggle. Come grab the door idiot!

And it is crazy the work the make young kids do in school

Sara Richins said...

I hate the clean up too. Wish we had a dog to help with the clean up!

Masala Chica said...

i don't cook for my family because a) it bores me b) I am too tired c) they know better than to trust my cooking and then yes - d) i don't like to clean eat.

Let them eat cake, I say!

Myya said...

Your confessions cracked me up! I've been known to wipe counters straight to the floor too... unfortunately I don't have a doggie anymore to come clean behine me. Uggghhh!

WhisperingWriter said...

It's okay, I can also be quite inappropriate.

Impulsive Addict said...

Your confessions totally made me LOL! Love it!


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