Dear Auto Manufacturer ~
With a Tiny Toot Toot,
The Lady and her Kids who will Never Save Themselves by Horn Alone
Dear Beaujolais Noveau ~
Only released on the third Thursday of November, really? I never knew until now and I am positively hooked. Thank goodness you are only available in limited quantities. That may be just the thing saving me from a one way ticket to a habit kicking program. Well, that combined with the fact that the weekend makes me more apt to seek out your cousin, the Grey Goose. I am certain that mixing it up disqualifies me from addiction. For now I will love you deeply and when you're gone I will remember you fondly. Thank you for the warmth you're bringing to my midweek evenings.
Dear Business ~
You are a babe when you're booming, but I'd like to negotiate a little on your timing. It's Christmas time you see and I am busy. I've got some shopping to finish
The Chief Executive of Jingle Dingle
Dear Bloggy Friends,
Go fast, fast, fast over to Menopausal New Mom to see her un-freaking-believable giveaway. I still can't quite figure out why she is giving away something so gorgeous, but sometimes I am a little dense. I am SURE there's a good reason. I hope when I win she tells me. I mean, I hope when you win you tell me. Naw, that's a lie. I hope I win. They're stunning. But you should go enter. Every lady deserves a little holiday sparkle. Maybe it's you. I hope it's me.
Best of Luck,
p.s. I need to give credit where credit is due. I swiped the term "Jingle Dingle" from Kelly at Speaking from the Crib. I couldn't resist. I hope she doesn't sue. I'm NOT selling the earrings :)